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When it was finished, she asked her gynecologist how everything was. He said he was pleased and that she was in great shape, and that she was pregnant. "No way!" she exclaimed, but he assured her she was most definitely pregnant.
She stormed out of the examining room, grabbed the receptionist's phone and dialed the private line in the Oval Office. When Bill answered the phone, she shouted, "I can't believe it! I'm pregnant! You got me pregnant!"
The president didn't say anything, and she screamed, "Didn't you hear me?? I'm pregnant! You got me pregnant!"
Hesitantly, the president asked, "Um...who IS this?"
* Don't Blame Me - I Voted for Gore... I Think
* Unpresidented!
* If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates
* Jews for Buchanan
* What Popular Vote?
* I Voted - Didn't Matter
* My Parents Retired to Florida and All I Got Was this Lousy President
* Disney Gave Us Mickey, Florida Gave Us Dumbo
* Don't Throw Away Your Vote........ Let Katherine Harris Do it for You
* Who Is this Chad Guy and Why Is He Pregnant.
* Bush Trusts the People, but Not If it Involves Counting.
* Now Do You Understand the Importance of User-testing?
* To You I'm a Drunk Driver; to My Friends, I'm Presidential Material!
* One Person, One Vote (May Not Apply in Certain States)
* I Didn't Vote for His Daddy Either
* it Ain't over 'Til Your Brother Counts the Votes
* the Election Can't Be Broken. We Just Fixed It.
* The Skies (Wheeze) of Texas (Cough) Are upon You! (Choke)
* Banana Republicans
* George W. Bush: the President Quayle We Never Had
* The Last Time Somebody Listened to a Bush, Folks Wandered in the Desert for 40 Years
* Campaign Spending: $184,000,000. Having Your Little Brother Rig the Election for You: Priceless.
The simple facts were that the ship sailed with 2,224 men, women and children aboard. Of that number, 1,503 perished while only 711 survived. One of the last great mysteries was the previously unexplained fact that, of the 711 survivors, 704 were registered Republicans.
It has been only a theory for years, but recent events in Florida confirm earlier suspicions: all Republicans aboard the Titanic were able to follow the arrows to the life rafts. |
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